USS Keepalive
Stardate 41847.7Deck 4, Records Office

451 Unavailable For Legal Reasons

Section 31 doesn't exist, and it would prefer you didn't read this.

THIS DOES NOT EXIST

Incident report, heavily edited

The object on the viewscreen is , first reported in by .

Click a black bar to ask what's under it

Somebody from a department that doesn't exist is standing very close to this report.

Nothing has been sent yet.
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