USS
Keepalive
To boldly GET where no client has gone before. Every compartment is a status code, and every status code has something to say about you.
NCC-418. 63 compartments, all with air. No cookies aboard, only tea.
Recommended by the crew
- 426Borg CubeUpgrade RequiredWe are the Borg. Your client will be upgraded. Resistance is futile.
- 402Ferengi Trading PostPayment RequiredGold-pressed latinum only. Anything else is unacceptable.
- 202Captain's ChairAcceptedMake it so. Nothing has happened yet, and that is fine.
- 405Prime DirectiveMethod Not AllowedYou may look at the planet. General Order 1 is very clear about the rest.
- 418ReplicatorI'm a teapotThe replicator will not make you a coffee. Please stop asking.
- 301Transporter RoomMoved PermanentlyYour quarters have moved. Your luggage may have opinions about this.
- 506Ferengi NegotiationVariant Also NegotiatesA Ferengi has started negotiating with himself. He is losing.
- 410Crew LockersGoneEnsign Dave went on the away team. In the red shirt.
Deck plan
Every door is open. Please touch everything